omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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