Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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