This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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