just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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