I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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