Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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