I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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