Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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