i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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