Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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