Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
