no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
God I need to hump something, right now.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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