i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My vagina is very pro this idea
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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