Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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