i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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