You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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