Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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