i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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