is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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