Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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