I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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