i just google imaged poop.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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