Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
