instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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