your parents love me but you hate me
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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