I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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