i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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