you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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