I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Drunk is not a location!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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