that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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