I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
false alarm. still invincible.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Send help, water and tortillas.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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