RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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