I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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