Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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