the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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