She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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