Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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