My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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