If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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