That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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