So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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