Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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