seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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