Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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