All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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