allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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