Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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