So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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