I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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