I need help removing her.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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