It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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