Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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