does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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