your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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