we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
