Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
