Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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