Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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