Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
